Thoughts, Feelings and Photographs

a random compilation


If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are

(via maxflorence)


After he ate six pairs of my shoes I decided to take action. In hindsight I don’t know what I was expecting.


Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via theyaremineandiamtheirs)